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Yes. You're banned.

We did, til they refurbished.

No. He looked like a ****ing bellend.

You can't ban me, mere mod-tal!

Do women, who are roughly 75% the size of a dude take up 4 BILLION % of the bed space?

My workplace just got new toilets.,

The taps are rubbish. They don't stick out far enough to get both hands under.

FOOLISH!

A man in telly has it.


Oh dear.

What?

LAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUURRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!

Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggh !

Oof!

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh !

Sadly, having changed jobs recently (to one I actually enjoy, despite an enormous pay-cut) I can now no longer go online at work, because i'm actually working. And work was where I did the bulk of my...

Yes. You need to be south of London, like me, for anyone to care

What's up big fella?

Hope all goes well buddy

Back when we had an RPG on this forum, my character was Backfire.

He was an autobot triple changer who transformed into a motorcycle, and a jet.
He was young and impetuous. Reckless and...

GAH!!

It's;

"A storm trooper bought a new iphone, he couldn't find the android he was looking for"

See! now it makes sense!!

:p

The latter, Disney have done a good job with Marvel.

I'm going to say what I said to all the Geewunners who said something similar back in 2006 / 2007 prior to the first movie.


Er...no it wouldn't.

We all saw you coming so we ran away and hid.

Yeah, that was all it was. You were posting it as though it were confirmed fact. Speculation is fine, but be clear that it IS speculation.

It's getting bloody cold and dark in the mornings...it does not make one want to get outta bed. The alarm went off at 6 this morning, I didn't get out of bed til 7 and had to rush around to get to...

I am once again at work. Doing no work for reasons stated above.

Tomorrow I shall be saying farewell to the Lagermobile and picking up the new one that it is not as splendid.