I lol'd
When Chuck Norris does Press up, he pushes the World downwards.
when Chuck Norris jumps into water. he doesn't get wet, the water gets' Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not eat Honey, he chews bees.
personal favourite: Cluck Norris does not read books he stares them down until he gets the answers he wants.
bees on toast?Originally Posted by Blaster
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he gets awakened by Vin Diesel who wants his f***ing facts back.
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