ALLEGIANCE: DECEPTICON
SUB-GROUP: TARGETMASTER
HUMAN COMPONENT: BLOWPIPE

FUNCTION: GUNNER
FIRST APPEARANCE: HEADMASTERS # 1 (Triggerhappy), HEADMASTERS # 4 (Blowpipe)

“Have gun, have fun!”

Profile: Long suspected of having one too many disconnected circuits
in his logic center, Triggerhappy is a crazed, computerized creep who thinks
everything is a big joke. Even in the midst of a raging battle, he’s usually
too busy laughing uncontrollably and drooling lubricant to look where he’s shooting.
Worse for him, he doesn’t pay much attention to who’s shooting in his direction
either. He is seemingly intoxicated by the sounds of his own gunfire, staggering
about blissfully as he blasts away. The occasional battlefield success he has
is a result of the panic his wild shooting sprees sometimes generate among opponents.
Those who’ve known him for a long time trace his erratic behavior back millions
of years ago, to an episode in a Decepticon warrior-trainee boot camp: Triggerhappy
was practicing the use of a proton machine gun while riding a hoverboard. He
slipped and fell on his head, all the while firing wildly away. A half dozen
of his teachers were unintentionally disintegrated. Fearing the worst, Triggerhappy
was happily surprised when the camp’s commander lauded him for his lethal expertise
and graduated him on the spot. He has adopted that manic offensive strategy
ever since, although no one is sure if he acts this way because of his initial
success with it or because the bump on his head shook a few wires loose.

Triggerhappy is paired with Blowpipe, the conniving, envious brother-in-law
of the evil Nebulan group’s leader, Lord Zarak. On Nebulos, Blowpipe managed
Lord Zarak’s political career and was chiefly responsible for arranging his
rise to fame and power. When Lord Zarak fell from grace and allied himself with
the Decepticons, Blowpipe thought it prudent to follow, so he did.

Abilities: Triggerhappy transforms to a turbo-thrust jet fighter, with
a maximum speed of 1980 mph and range of 4,000 miles. He’s equipped with two
twin side-mounted, rapid-fire photon pulse guns, used mostly for attacks on
other flying craft. Blowpipe is bio-engineered to have the ability to convert
to a powerful compressed air cannon, which Triggerhappy wields in robot mode.

Weaknesses: Needless to say, given the wasteful manner in which he uses
his weapons, Triggerhappy often finds himself out of ammunition during the most
inopportune occasions – such as in the middle of a full-scale Autobot counterattack.