If you like your footwear made from plastic, unusable as shoes and with the uncanny ability to transform into Autobots and Decepticons, then Nike has the footwear for you.

By footwear, we mean something resembles footwear, cos you can’t actually wear it… obviously.

Nike has produced some Nike Air III trainers to publicise the upcoming Transformers sequel, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Sadly for footwear fans (if there in fact any such things as footwear fans) the trainers aren’t scheduled for any kind of release.

I wonder if you could convince your parents to buy you these as a new pair of trainers?

There was even an advert from Nike some years ago along similar lines where a giant sneaker billboard advert transformers into a robot, which you can see here: